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2005 Chattanooga Times-Free Press
Columns by Dana Shavin
A Holiday Story of Mice and Men,
December 4
Life Imitates Folk Art, October 23
Being Rediscovered Online Raises Questions About Past, September 11
Shopping Nirvana Turns Ugly, then Redeeming, July 31
Learning to Live with Change, June 26
Renovation Means Creating a Future, May 8
A Night of Worry Sheds Light, March
What it Takes to Make a Parent Happy, February 13
Have a Happy (and Pleasurable) New Year, January 2

 

 
 
A Holiday Story of Mice and Men
Lately I have been thinking a lot about kindness. It comes at a time when I have not been feeling particularly kind myself, the reason being that someone has recently been unkind toward my husband and me. It's a toss-up, I think, whether kindness begets kindness or whether a person simply lives an ethic of kindness and either gets, or doesn't get, kindness in return.
     My husband is a kind person. Unfailingly, unassumingly, unabashedly kind. He isn't kind because some doctrine promises an afterlife of Ho Hos and green valleys in return for his kindness. He is kind because he's happier that way. He also believes that while kindness may not automatically beget kindness, it is more likely to do so than is rage, sarcasm, or whining (also known as "doing it my way").
     Recently we had an unpleasant business dealing with an unpleasant person who did an  unpleasant and unfair thing to us.
     "When I die, cut my heart out and send it to him," my husband said, in a rare moment of drama-queening.
     "So he can see what a kind one looks like?" I asked, stroking his cheek and looking at him with quiet empathy.
     My husband glared at me. "No," he said. "To finish the job he started."
     Which was sad. You can't tromp on a kind man's heart and then get it in the mail and not feel something. In my eyes he was simply trying to share the gift of kindness.
     The thing about kindness is how it seems to open all sorts of doors you didn't even know there were keys to. I invited my sister to Thanksgiving and she decided she wanted to move here instead. This past year we helped a fellow artist with her booth at an art show and now she's a good friend and a must-see on our trips to Chicago. Sixteen years ago a stranger smiled at me in the hallway of my workplace and twelve years later I married him. It would seem that you never know what you're going to get when kindness enters the picture. Which I suppose is why I am so often tempted to stand by my old habits of rage, sarcasm, and whining. At least these bring predictable outcomes.
     Recently I asked my husband about particular instances of kindness that had been perpetrated upon him. He named some general things: a teacher who took him under her wing; his grandmother who assigned chores at every turn but gave back love at every corner.
     "It's interesting," he said. "Sometimes it's easier to remember the unkind things in life than the kind things because kindness doesn't leave a scar."
     Later that week, his mother bragged about what a kind child he had always been.
     "It's because I always made him share his candy with other children before he could eat it," she said.   
     "Which is why I was always tricking my friends into grabbing the electric fence wire and firing my BB gun into their rear ends," he whispered to me, kindly. Which would seem to suggest that in certain instances kindness does in fact leave a scar.
     All of this makes me think about kindnesses for which I still feel a glow of gratitude. There is the kindness of strangers like the one who drove me and my bloody head home after a fall from my horse in the middle of a street 30 years ago. There are the strangers who drove my hitchhiking college friends and me to and from town without murdering us. There are the ex-boyfriends who did me--ok, and themselves--the kindness of leaving or allowing me to leave without undue argument or stress.
     And there is my aforementioned husband, who just last night heaved his pecan pie-saturated body off of the sofa to take out a little mouse we'd caught in our no-kill trap baited with chocolate cake. Out he went into the night, trudging deep into the high pasture grass where he kindly reunited our rodent friend with the out-of-doors. 
     A little while later, plowing past leftover squash casserole, creamed corn, and homemade bread, all in our refrigerator as a result of the kindness of friends, I turned an accusatory eye toward my husband.
     "Where's my apple?" I asked. 
     "In the pasture with the mouse," he said. "Cake seemed a little one-sided."
     That's my man. The one with his heart in one hand and a balanced side dish for a mouse in the other.
     If kindness begets kindness and mice ever rule the world, my husband will be sitting pretty in the kingdom. I just hope he's kind enough to take me along.

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Life Imitates Folk Art
My husband and I just returned from a show where folk art is king. It is a quirky, wonderful show in the woods of Tuscaloosa where the likes of Buddy Snipe and Danny Hoskinson sell sculptures rendered from scrap metal and melted plastic buckets. Throughout the seven acre spread there are ceramic bowls and wooden platters and drawings on tar paper scattered about on the ground, handcrafted quilts and silk scarves and beet-dyed wearables swinging from the limbs of trees. There are totem poles rising up from the straw and  paintings on tin stacked against cars draped with rugs painted to look like Satan's den. All around you the unmistakable aroma of funnel cake and Porta Potty waft about on the breeze. There is no place on earth like it--with the exception of our front porch.
     You see, my husband and I are having work done. No, we're not having our faces lifted, our teeth pulled, or our tummies tucked. What we are having done is so much more painful than surgery. We are renovating our house. I take that back. We WERE renovating out house. Since our carpenters have gotten busy with other projects, now we're just hosting what looks like a permanent folk art installation in our yard.     
.      When renovations are going well it is like being pregnant but without the annoying bodily changes. Every day the thing you are creating gets a tiny bit bigger and you can't help but dream and plan for its future. When renovations are not going well, it is like giving birth prematurely to a sixteen year-old boy with a hammer in his hand and a bad case of attention deficit disorder. At some point, neither a sixteen year-old boy nor a carpenter will show up when he's supposed to. At first you worry. Then you realize he's having a fine time across town, where things are more interesting at somebody else's house.
     It wasn't always this way. In March, when our "three month" project began, our carpenters showed up every day. When they couldn't make it they called to tell us. They even went beyond the call of duty, redoing a thing or two that didn't turn out like we'd planned. We loved them for that, so we gave their name to friends. "Consummate professionals," we called them. So our friends hired them too.
     But then the inevitable happened. With new and bigger projects, their interest in us waned. No matter that they lost interest at precisely the moment they had us confined to two small rooms of our disassembled house. No matter that for three months we have been living in these two rooms with two dogs and eighteen pieces of furniture, every book we own, all of our dishes, cleaning supplies, pots and pans, and our clothes. No matter that most of the eighteen pieces of furniture have been converted to table tops to hold all of it since there are no closets, no cabinets, and no shelving. No matter that we dress ourselves from piles of clothes, eat our meals off of our photo albums, and I won't even mention what we did for the several days our carpenters decided we could live without a toilet. Our lives imitate folk art, with everything we own gathering dust and scattered around us, all of it mingling with the smell of an incomplete bathroom and the ripped out rotting innards of our house rising like a totem from our driveway.
     It's funny--and by funny I mean agonizing--that whenever we mention we are fixing up the house, the entire world lets out a collective groan and comes forth with its own tales of carpenter malfeasance and abandonment, laying stories at our feet like gifts of assuagement.
     "They ran out of money, right?" says Everyone, followed by an eye roll and a sympathetic pat on the shoulder.
     I have heard a hundred renovation horror stories since our three month project began eight months ago, but this is the latest: a couple we know paid a bricklayer to brick their house. The bricklayer quit mid-project and disappeared. After countless futile efforts to contact the bricklayer, the bricklayer's elderly father showed up at the couple's home and finished the job his son wouldn't. This makes me think that if our consummate professionals aren't responsible enough to finish what they started, then we may have to call their parents and hope that their muscles are still strong and their ethics stronger.

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Being Rediscovered Online Raises Questions About Past
Recently my friend Jack was lamenting that no one from his past has ever tried to find him online.
     "If I had married and changed my name it would be one thing," he said. "It makes it worse knowing that I am so easily findable, and no one has looked."
      I sympathized with him in the way that only someone who has been recently found online can sympathize: I yawned and said, "Tough luck."
      It's finally happened for me: I have been rediscovered by someone from my past. Two weeks ago I got an email from a familiar name that said simply, "Are you the girl who used to sit across from me in homeroom?" I wrote back that I was. The looker-upper wrote again: "I came across your website, and it seems like you've led such an interesting life since high school."
     Me?
     I asked Gordon what he had been doing for the past twenty-five years. He wrote back: two marriages, one child, a career in the air force, currently stationed in Asia working as a weapons specialist.
     As the outline of his last two decades unfolded before my eyes, my own supposedly interesting life took on a dull pallor. Granted it's had its highs and lows, but for the most part I feel I've lived predictably. Like Gordon, I have flown, but only while munching small pretzels and punching my way aimlessly through 658 satellite radio stations with a copy of Oprah Magazine on my lap. I have traveled to other countries--Mexico, Canada, Texas--but I have never been to a place like Asia. And as for combat, the only deadly weapon I have ever wielded is a Glen Campbell album.
     My friend Gordon's post high school years have been a showcase of bravery and dedication and discipline. I am impressed by his accomplishments and his courage, the coming together of so many emotional and academic and philosophical choices that at the time we could not have known were percolating in a public school homeroom in Atlanta in 1978.
     It's easy to see how I came to have a number of questions for Gordon. Specifically: was I a good dresser in high school? Did I appear to be a member of any particular clique? Was I nice? Did anyone besides me think I was fat? Did anyone notice that my friend Bobbi and I had the same brown corduroy pants one year? Did I seem smart? As I mulled over these and other pressing questions, it occurred to me that perhaps it was not Gordon's life that had captured my imagination, but the arrival of my own past in the package of someone who had been there. Sure, Gordon's life was interesting, but more importantly, he held clues to my own.
     I often feel that I am without history. My grandparents died early and my immediate family did not keep close ties with extended family. I failed to ask my father the questions that might have connected me to a graspable past; my mother and I are close but we focus on the present. In response, or maybe in anticipation of feeling rootless, I began keeping a journal when I was twelve, creating for myself a perplexing, subjective history that is now thousands of pages long and is centered exclusively around my view of things. Without a history lesson or two from others, it's all just conjecture.         
     The last time I was home my mother pulled me into her bedroom to show me her father's ring, which had only just arrived from his recently deceased wife's estate. My mother told me that my brother put the ring on his young son's finger, and that the experience was a moving one. And rightfully so: a ten year-old boy and his long dead great-grandfather meet at last at the foot of a wide bed over an open jewelry box. I turned the ring over in my hand, slid it onto my middle finger, and waited for something historic to happen. Nothing did, unless you consider the possibility that old friends are the instrument of old men, sent to remind you that the past has many versions.

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Shopping Nirvana Turns Ugly, then Redeeming
There's a new game in town. I won't name names, but it's a consignment store for women. Its slogan promises to relieve you of clothes you have recently bought and instantly disliked in exchange for fistfuls of money that you will happily spend in the store on other women's recently purchased and instantly disliked clothes.
     This is not a store for people over twenty. The clothes are uncomfortably trendy: blue jeans barely scale the summit of your rump; thin colorful shirts encase you like cellophane, shrink-wrapping your torso from chest to navel but leaving bare a wide band of epithelial real estate just above the jeans, undesireable property that no one should ever see, ever, including your dog.
     "You will hate yourself if you go in there," said the intelligent half of my personality  to the age-inappropriate half that dresses me every morning, sending me out of the house looking I forgot the twenty-five birthdays that have happened to me since bell bottoms were cute on anyone.
     I blocked out the warning and forged ahead into the store. While I was neck deep in a rack of clingy half-shirts and color-organized halter tops my husband called on the cell phone. He was eight hours into a fourteen hour road trip, desperate for a human voice.
     "Honey?" he croaked into the phone, his own voice rusty from disuse.
     "Is this important?" I said. "I am very busy."
     "Where are you?" he asked.
     I rolled my eyes even though he couldn't see them, and made a little noise of disbelief.     
     "Only in shopping nirvana," I said. "Do you need something or can I call you back?"
      His voice wavered a little but thankfully he said it could wait, and with the mash of a tiny button I plunged him back into the silence of his own road-weary thoughts. I felt a little bad about it until I happened upon an adorable blue number with flappy sleeves and a coy neckline.
     I barely noticed that no one in the store was remotely close to my age, nor would they be for decades, until I went to pay for the shirt. Then, as if in apology, I muttered, "My daughter will love this." I shouldn't have worried: being a grown-up in a teenager's store renders you instantly invisible.
     In the sliver of time between my credit card processing and the tiny bag with the tiny shirt making its way across the counter to me, I saw the slogan that promised money for clothes. It was then I knew I would be back. Because if there is anything I have, it is clothes I never wear, bought by the aforementioned intelligent half of my personality but rejected morning after morning by the half that dresses me.
     In I pranced, a week later, with a bagful of clothes. I heaved them up onto the counter like a hunter throwing down his kill. I don't mind saying I was proud: all manner of trendy retail outlets and designers were represented inside this one fat, round, thirty-pound bag: Gap, Old Navy, Ralph Lauren, Ann Taylor, American Eagle, Donna Karan. There was even a pair of never-worn slacks from Filene's Basement in Chicago, a purchase which required that I first resign myself to the annoying oxymoronic fact of a basement store being on the second floor, and then that I try on clothes in a fitting room with no partitions and very little heat.
     I waited for the clerk at the counter to hand the teen ahead of me a fistful of bills in exchange for her used clothes.
      "$237," said the clerk brightly. "Would you like that in hundreds or fifties?"  The girl took her money in fifties, and floated off to shop.
     I pushed my stash over toward the clerk and waited patiently as she went through it, dividing things into mysterious piles, checking for sizes and brand names and spots and zipper malfunctions. I am happy to report that everything worked and nothing was dirty. When at last the clerk turned her attention back to me she was, in fact, reaching into her money drawer. My heart pounded.
     "Nine dollars," she said brightly. "Would you like that in ones or quarters?"
     "Nine dollars?" I squeaked.
     "Here are the clothes we couldn't take," said the clerk, handing me back the bag with almost everything re-stuffed into it. 
     "Nine dollars?" I squeaked again.
     "Ma'am, most of the styles you brought in haven't been seen since 2003!" said the clerk, already beginning to go through the next person's bag of clothes. 
      I just stood there in disbelief. "That wasn't that long ago!" I blurted out.
      It was then that it happened: the clerk stopped what she was doing and stared at me as if I was not invisible.
     And that, I tell you, was worth all the pain.

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Learning to Live with Change
 Two weeks ago a young carpenter crawled underneath our house a brave boy and shot back out a wiser man. Legend has it he got a glimpse of the snake that just days earlier had left its long, brittle skin in front of the porch. Not long after the carpenter had his scare, my husband and I saw the snake ourselves, en route to the garden, his five foot torso lumpy with mice. Out of earshot of the snake, I told my husband I liked its old, discarded skin better. Years of slithering about had given it character the new, shiny skin lacked.
     "You just hate change," my husband said.
     It's true. I do hate change. Or maybe I don't hate change so much as I mourn bygone eras. This week the young carpenter and his crew walled off our foyer from our living room, the first step toward creating a laundry room that will be large enough for me to stand in with both feet.
     "This is so sad," I said to my husband, my heart heavy in the shadow of the new, spacious room.           
     "Why is it sad?" he asked through lightly clenched teeth. My husband does not share my propensity for finding what is wrong in what is obviously so right.
     "Because we're leaving an era behind. This will never be the same house again."
     It isn't that I don't want room enough to bend over the dryer without having to first move the kitchen table out of the way. I do. Likewise I want a real dining room where my husband and I can have Passover seders and Thanksgiving feasts and after-Christmas recovery dinners. I want a screened in porch where we can watch the fireflies and listen to the crickets and read the paper and watch it rain. It isn't that I don't want the house, or us, to grow. It's just that I get so attached to the way things have always been that change, even for the better, feels like loss.
       Recently I was talking to a friend about a house I lived in before I met my husband.
     "Remember the red house on the hill that had no stove, no refrigerator, and no heat and one morning I found two dead mice on the kitchen counter?"
     "Yes," said my friend.
     "God I miss that place."
     An era is an era. It doesn't have to be life-changing to be remembered fondly. In the case of the red house on the hill, I was working my first job out of graduate school. I had just acquired a third dog. My hair was longer than it had ever been. The house, apart from its obvious problems, sheltered me from rain and snow, and inside its protective walls I weathered all kinds of personal, middle-twenty-year-old storms as well. I loved it for what it was and forgave it for what it was not. A year later I moved out to a fully functioning, considerably cleaner house and was surprised to find myself almost immediately heartsick. Like a jilted lover I drove by the old place for months afterward, enraged at the sight of the new renters parked in the driveway. 
     I am sure I'll adjust to my new life in the new-ish house and be able to enjoy it. I just have to relax and get used to the fact that eras are beginning and ending all the time, not just when I happen to notice them. You can make yourself crazy trying to take note of everything that changes. When the carpenters cut down the tree in the back yard, for example, I took pictures. When they poured the footing, I took pictures. When they laid the block for the foundation, I took pictures. I took pictures when they framed in the new living room, raised the walls, built the porch, and changed out the windows. Several times I took pictures of the carpenters themselves, because let's face it, people change too.
     Today I grabbed my camera when I let the dogs out onto their new porch for the first time. In my head I had already labeled the photograph, "Dogs Stand on New Porch for First Time, June 2005."  But instead of just standing there and appreciating the porch, they immediately found an opening underneath it and shot out of the fence before I could snap their picture. Dogs have no sense of eras, old or new, and the accidental freedom they discovered forced me to drop the camera and race out after them into the dewy, sunlit yard.
     Then again, maybe dogs understand eras better than I do. Maybe they recognize that life is meant to be lived at the moment it's happening, not in retrospect. I wish I had a picture of what I looked like when I realized this. Because I was, in that instant, changed.

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Renovation Means Creating a Future
We've decided not to move. The decision comes after many evenings of discussion, most of them held on our screened-in back porch, our eyes roaming from bucolic lettuce garden to giant tree with unstoppable above-ground root system to falling-in cattle chute. Twelve years ago our neighbors told us that our house was built by a one-armed man, and since then the vision has spawned two shortstories, a haiku, several jokes and one metered rhyme. You don't just up and leave a house with a history like that. So we're going to renovate instead.

My husband loves the details of renovation.

"Don't ask me anything," I told him. "I trust your vision completely, and I am not interested in the journey." Of course, following my proclamation several decisions were made without my input, which spawned not just a fight but fodder for two new short stories.

Renovating is a big deal. Beneath the unbelievably monotonous details of picking out cabinet hardware and auditioning potential new front doors by rapping on them till your knuckles are bloody, is the stony realization, particular to midlife, that you may be creating the last house you will ever live in. It's enough to make you think twice about miniature forks as drawer pulls.

But there is more to it, of course. Three weeks ago, I came home from the studio to find that the giant tree, the one with the unstoppable above-ground root system, was gone. The roots, we knew, had been threatening the house's foundation for years, but we couldn't bring ourselves to cut the tree down. It was the backdrop against which, for the last decade, we'd watched our lives and the lives of our animals evolve. How many mornings, the summer of the 13-year cicadas, did we watch my old hound circle that tree, rooting for the tasty insects? How many times did we look on as our little dogs lay in wait for the squirrel that spiraled down the tree's hospitable trunk, only to be chased back up again? And how many spring mornings did my husband and I sit at the kitchen table counting down the moments until the tree leafed out, and talking about the day, the week, the year ahead?

Still, it threatened the foundation, and so it had to go. That evening as I stood at the kitchen window and stared quietly at the yard's new gaping hole, the phone rang. It was my cousin. My uncle Seamour, she said, was dying. I left the window and drove to the hospital where, less than two hours after getting the call, my father's brother, the last living child of my paternal grandparents, passed away.

The morning after the funeral, my husband and I sat at the kitchen table and looked out onto the yard. The sunlight fell unobstructed across the grass; where the tree had been, there was nothing but a large wound. We tried to talk about the house but something larger was looming. Suddenly we became aware of the roots. Some were round and fat, some chipped and spindly. There must have been hundreds. They reached up from the ground in places and lay in piles in other places. The tree was gone, but the roots were still there.

My uncle was kind to me. When I fled to Alpharetta after my father died he helped me find a job and come back. He checked on me often, had me to dinner, read my columns and called with comments. He worried about my sister, asked about my dogs and kept tabs on my art career, my husband, our happiness. He forgave me my informality and my infrequent visits. He died with his whole family around him, an old man with a vast, unstoppable root system.

The house grows, and where the tree was a new porch will soon be. From there, my husband and I will eat our meals and watch the garden and the new trees take hold.

Renovation makes you think about things you don't want to think about, like cabinet hardware and trim colors, but it also makes you think about the bigger questions. For my husband and me, it is all about permanence, about making enduring choices, about the strange and exhilarating process of being in the midst of one cycle while planning for another.

But along with the future, renovation makes us think about the past. To that end, we find in ourselves the indelible mark of our families, and discover to our surprise a large, unstoppable root system growing right inside our house.

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A Night of Worry Sheds Light
 It was one of those nights. The kind of night when the dog feels bad but you don't know why. You run through the vet's likely questions in your head: no vomiting, no diarrhea, not so sick she turns her nose up at pre-dinner treats, dinner, or after-dinner snacks. No limping, no refusals to weight-bear on any limbs, no compromised alertness. Just one symptom: the inability to get comfortable in bed, necessitating position shifts at fifteen second intervals. All night long.
     And so there you are at 2 a.m., boring a hole in the dog's skull with your eyes as if awaiting a medical message that will only come to you if you don't take your eyes off her.
     "What's wrong?" you silently implore the back of her head, but all she gives you is a little whimper and a shift of her hips. It's killing you, this not-knowing, and so you ask your husband, who is not a vet and not awake, what he thinks it could be.
     "I just don't know, sweetie," comes the gentle answer from the world's most patient man. "I know she likes to sleep on her right side and it seems like that's the side that's hurting." Four seconds later he's asleep again, leaving you to continue wondering what is  wrong with the dog, and adding to your worry a new and unwelcome layer of concern:  whether you knew the dog  prefers to sleep on her right side. As you continue to stare and wait for your message, you realize that you have always assumed your love for the dog is greater and more enduring than even your husband's. But now you are forced to wonder whether you even knew this most basic fact about her, this endearing and mysterious preference that she cultivated and your husband made note of, right there in your bed, right under your nose.
     At 4 a.m. the last milligrams of rimadyl finally kick in and the dog grows still and sleeps. As you stare at the ceiling listening to the alternating breathless dreams of two dogs and one man you wonder whether there aren't other things to know about the dog that you don't yet know you don't know. There are easy facts: her favorite toy :an un-stuffed Dalmatian; her favorite snack: carrot slices; her least favorite activity: having her nails trimmed. But maybe there is something else, something huge you are overlooking even now, a giant window to her vast and tender soul, that you are passing blindly by. Maybe, you think, you don't really know her at all.
     In the morning a passing car wakes the four of you with a start. The head of the formerly sick dog pops up and when it does her body follows suit, and before you can stop her she has flown from the high bed, raced through the house, and burst out of the doggie door to the yard where she commences to a joyful yapping. No sign of illness, no vestiges of leftover pain at all.
     Later that morning as you wait for your husband to run an errand you take the opportunity to finish a book in the car. Toward the end of the book, which happens to be about writing and not about your emotional state, you come across a line that makes you stop reading, makes you look up from the page and to the world outside your rolled up window, take a deep breath and throw your head back and exhale loudly. It's the kind of line that says one thing but means another, that explains the thing it's meant to explain succinctly, but in your hands, at this moment, has nothing to do with what you are reading. 
     "Don't worry forever," the line says. Into the line you read the permission to care about what you love without waiting for loss and grief to creep in. Don't worry forever--about messages in the night that may or may not come, about illness and pain which are inevitable parts of life, about who loves what more than whom. Love amply and love hard--but don't worry forever because what you love is hampered and picked apart by fear. Suddenly you laugh out loud, because the line in question has nothing and everything to do with the reason you sat awake all night, bent and sleepy over the dog, willing a cure. You realize suddenly that it hardly matters what form your sought-after messages take, or when they choose to reveal themselves. All that matters is that you divine them, and that when they come, you are waiting with open arms.

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What it Takes to Make a Parent Happy

My best friend's birthday is February 18th. Which kind of stinks for her, because it is also the day, seventeen years ago, that my father passed away. Not that there is any connection, except for the fact that there is that connection. The same day I am mailing her birthday card I am scurrying around trying to find a grocery store in Chattanooga that sells the traditional Jewish Yarzheit candle, a small memorial votive that burns for 24 hours, and by its flicker keeps your thoughts with the deceased.

     I was not terribly close to my father, and he died before reparations could be made--that is to say, he died before I wised up and realized that fathers are human, humans are fallible, ergo fathers can let you down without meaning to, and almost always without wanting to. I was a harsh critic when I was in my twenties--still am in many ways--but I have this fantasy that whatever my father's failings, being disappointed in the adult I was to become is not one of them. If I have a view of Heaven--which I do, and it includes horses, dogs, chocolate and notoriety--then it is that my father floats around in his khakis and dress shoes, thinking almost exclusively about how I have made him proud.
     
Many years have passed and a lot has changed since my father died. Back then my sister's oldest child was one, and this year she started college. My brother was a single guy, and this year his marriage turns sixteen, his children fourteen, eleven and nine. And I was a single girl with a singular cause: to cure myself of an unhappiness that attached itself alternately to my job and to what I perceived as my own undeniable failing: the fact that I had not pursued a career of some difficulty, like becoming an astrophysicist or a chemical engineer. It was understandable, I reasoned back then, that I was a disappointment to my father. I was a miserable, underpaid, creatively numb twenty-six year-old with no sense of humor and even less perspective. Even I didn't want to be with myself.

It's funny what we think our parents require of us. I am reminded of a Charlie Brown cartoon where Charlie Brown is apologizing to Snoopy for not staying home all the time to make him happy.
     "I was already happy," Snoopy's talk bubble responds. If I had had the opportunity to ask my father how I could have made him happy, I think his answer would have been the same as Snoopy's. My father, after all, wasn't the one with his finger on the pulse of my career. He wasn't the one with the ego to placate, all the negative emotions to tame. When I think about it, it doesn't seem like it takes all that much to make a parent happy. As the daughter of two, I would venture that simply being yourself is enough to beget a happy parent.
     
     Last weekend my husband took his father to see an enormous sculpture in a town not far from where his parents live. The artist had achieved a modicum of fame as a result of the sculpture, as had the town itself. As they drove away from the site, my husband's father expressed disbelief that a man would spend his time involved in a seemingly unproductive pursuit (art) when he could be accomplishing other, more productive  things.
     "Like what?" asked my husband, who not coincidentally, makes his living as an artist.   
My father-in-law thought a minute. "He could be salting hams," he offered.

     I am not saying that if my father were alive today we wouldn't still find ourselves, like my husband and his father, reciprocally misunderstood. But time lends the illusion, and sometimes the gift, of perspective; while there are components of my life he could not have predicted, I am convinced he would support them nonetheless. He might have preferred that I keep my state job, but he would be thrilled to know I'm better off as a painter. He might have wished I'd had children, but he would adore and spoil my dogs. And while he wanted me to stay in Atlanta, he would be happy to know that the apple fell close to the tree, and rolled just a few hours north to the city where he was born. All in all, I'm pretty sure my father would be OK with the adult I became. Which is a comforting thought in the wee morning hours of February 19th , when the candle is flickering itself out.

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Have a Happy (and Pleasurable) New Year


My husband says I really know how to put a curse on a week. Five little words are all it takes for misfortune to scope us out like a heat-seeking missile to a forest fire. "Let's have a good week," I said on a recent Monday. The Monday was barely underway when the curse took hold. My husband called to report he'd broken the car's other windshield. "Other," as in the one that was not already broken. 
     "I backed into a tiny sign," he said.
     "Then put a tiny piece of plastic over it and we'll fix it later," I said. "Later," as in possibly never, depending on how well the plastic held up.
     "No," he said. "The sign was tiny but the hole is huge." The meaning of huge became clear when he picked me up for lunch. "Huge," as in the hole could accommodate a man's head. But the real problem, as I saw it, was that the rest of the windshield, the part that was not already lying in bits in a parking lot in front of a tiny sign, was fighting for its freedom. Every time we hit a bump the car lost more of its glass. We were like a giant motorized mouth spitting out thousands of glittering teeth in our wake.
   Later that day an art show rejection fell through my mail slot, and I fended off the hurt by losing my sunglasses. The week progressed, and as it did it gave us more of the same: a large order of new frames with broken glass, a loose crown, a laptop crash with deadlines looming…and a partridge in a pear tree. Only by a "partridge" I mean a puppy, of course, and by "pear tree" I mean a ditch. Because a difficult week just wouldn't be complete without a lost puppy in a ditch encroaching upon the last vestiges of our sanity.
     Ironically, or maybe not, my husband has been reading about happiness. It's a good thing to do anytime, but especially relevant at the start of a new year. "Happiness," he reports from the sofa, "isn't the same as pleasure." I am on my way into the living room to show him my new fleecy boots when I get the news.
     "You can have lots of pleasure and never be happy, because pleasure is fleeting while happiness is enduring." He's paraphrasing, but I get his point. I realize he has never been acquainted with new boots, because if he had, he would know that the pleasure they bring is enduring. Still, I encourage him.
     "So should we stop our quest for pleasure?" I ask. Meanwhile, I am searching my mind for the pleasure we've had lately. A movie? No time. Dinner out?  Hardly. Large unnecessary purchase? We did recently buy a new towel rack to replace the one that broke, but I do not recall getting pleasure from this. There's the matter of the boots, of course, but I like to think of those as a necessity.
     "There's nothing wrong with pleasure as long as you don't expect it to fulfill you," he  explains through a mouthful of peanut M&M's. It is then that I notice, with some glee, that the laces on my new boots are an entirely separate entity from the zipper. This means the calves will always be snug regardless of whether the laces are flapping. This is utterly fulfilling in a way I cannot explain to my husband.
     "What's our plan of action then?" I ask him, because we are action oriented people who, sensing a whiff of disarray anywhere in our emotional environment, feel an immediate need to brandish our psychological hammers and nails and fix it. The house can be falling down around us (and in fact the laundry room has been without its sheetrock for four months owing to a silent but horrific leak in the wall) but let there be a pebble in our emotional path and we will blast it out of our way with a mental snow-blower.
     "The plan of action is to know what makes us happy and do more of that," he says. I love this advice. I once tried telling a fellow writer that they should find a line they'd written that worked and "do more of that." The writer found this advice practically useless, but it made perfect sense to me.
     So I looked around at the rubble that had been our week to see what I could salvage. The windshield would have to be fixed (with another windshield and not with a clear leaf bag, as I had hoped). I would have to get new sunglasses, see a dentist, and have the laptop lobotomized. None of this, once done, was going to bring fulfillment. Only one thing stood out as my route to enduring happiness, and it wasn't the boots after all. It was the thing that had also brought me the most pain: the plight of the discarded puppy, the worm-ridden, four-pound barely-weaned pooch. I don't have to explain this one to my husband because I know he already gets it. Pleasure is a kiss on the lips, but happiness is the hope that rides in your arms in a car with a busted out windshield.

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